And I know that you've probably heard some things that I'm not very proud of.
Big Momma's House
21.8s
It's so good to see you, Big Momma. - I thought you'd forgotten all about me. - Hush your mouth, child. - Big Momma could never forget that ass. - What?! Ma. Asthma. Remember you had asthma? I remember it like it was yesterday. You used to puff and wheeze somethin' wicked.
Big Momma's House
22.5s
Wait. You can't leave. Where's this great Southern hospitality I've heard about, Hattie Mae? lf I can call you that. I was hoping we could sit in the front porch and shuck corn, shoot squirrels... Boy, you ain't right. Did somebody hook you up to a jumper cable? When I say I got to go, move - I got to go. Wait!
Big Momma's House
24.4s
Must be one of those Southern traditions. Exchanging baked goods in the street. Nah, you bring them over. That's how you meet the new neighbors. Oh, man. - Where are you going? - While she's out, I'll set the surveillance. Stall 'em. - Stall them? - Trust me. - Malcolm! - Four and a half minutes.
Big Momma's House
4s
Excuse me. Look, that was fake.
Big Momma's House
2.6s
But what I feel about you...
Big Momma's House
1.7s
One for me...
Big Momma's House
2.1s
Shit!
Big Momma's House
5.2s
- Big Momma, are you OK? - Oh, yeah. Ain't nothin' but some scaldin' pork grease.
Big Momma's House
7.2s
Ten thousand. - On... bug-eye boy. - What?! Big balls, huh? Big cojones, huh?
Big Momma's House
11s
Where has your life taken you? Far away from here. And I'm not sure if I'm goin' back. Really? Mom! I can't catch anything.
Good. You thought I was guilty the whole time, didn't you?
Big Momma's House
15s
Maybe not. Maybe you're walkin' home from a church social. Maybe you're standin' on your sun porch smokin' a pack of Virginia Slims. But where's an' ever you be, you got to be prepared for this.
