Come on, why don't you give it to me? Give it up before you hurt somebody, OK? - I'm about to go secure the perimeter. - Nolan!
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And the phone call was to set up your surprise party.
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And maybe one of our saints here could offer us a word from above. All right! Earlier this week, I went to my phone and the Lord took my dialing finger.
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Hi. What the hell are you doing here? - Somebody may see you. - No worries about that. I got Nolan watching the perimeter. He'd like his own gun, and he wants to know if we can use secret code names. - You better watch him. - Oh? And who's gonna watch you? - What are you talkin' about? - You slept with her, man. She got to you. - I didn't sleep with her. Big Momma did. - OK. Thanks for the visual. You know what I mean. Are you puttin' on your make-up in the dark now? Big Momma?
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You know? You wanna give me those, or have you grown too attached to 'em?
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"Every Time I Feel The Spirit." Yes, good people, we are not havin' service this morning.
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- Oh, shit! - Nobody's done nothin' to Big Momma.
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What you gonna do, Grandma?
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Look. OK, if you really must know, it's a surprise party for you, and if you go in there now you'll ruin it. Well, if that’s my party, looks like I'm missin' it. Christ.
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- Hold my hand, Big Momma. - Hold her hand. Hold my hand! Hold my hand!
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Game point.
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Oh, well, I guess I could say a few words. Go, Big Momma!
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Most attackers seek out people who look like they can't defend themselves. - Ain't that right, Nolan? - Yes.
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Go on. Stand right there.
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Good. See? It works. It's not like... I don’t know what I'm doin'. Take it easy. I've called the paramedics. Just stall, and then get out of the way when they get there. OK? All right. Excuse me, darlin'. Let's close these, OK? You don't want your business wavin' all in the air. Oh, no! Don't! - I said close 'em! - They don't close! Well, then, maybe that's how you got this way in the first place! - Get this baby out of me! - Where is she? - Just breathe, sweetie. - Thank God you're here. Listen, child. You do what the paramedic says. OK? Big Momma gonna be in the kitchen... bakin' up a storm. - Bakin'? - Paramedic? Nolan is a security guard at the lumberyard. Head security guard. I got two men and three dogs workin' up under me. How you doin'? I'm Nolan, Ritha's brother. - Paramedics? Is something wrong? - No! I knew it. I told you this senile old hag was gettin' too old to be doin' this. Who are you callin' senile? You wanna step outside? Look, I took CPR. Can't be too much harder than that.
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Why don't you go downstairs and help your momma with the food? Yes, ma'am.
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Ben, you gotta bring a woman somethin' special. Somethin' that means it's from your heart. Come on. You's a OG, aren't you? You's a fake one, but you's probably a OG, huh?
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What the hell are you doing, Nolan? Y'all sure went through a lotta trouble for Big Momma. You know, that's rare these days. So much else to do that you forget about people. - Big Momma is here. - What you talking about? - She's back. The real Big Momma is back. - Damn!