Good. See? It works. It's not like... I don’t know what I'm doin'. Take it easy. I've called the paramedics. Just stall, and then get out of the way when they get there. OK? All right. Excuse me, darlin'. Let's close these, OK? You don't want your business wavin' all in the air. Oh, no! Don't! - I said close 'em! - They don't close! Well, then, maybe that's how you got this way in the first place! - Get this baby out of me! - Where is she? - Just breathe, sweetie. - Thank God you're here. Listen, child. You do what the paramedic says. OK? Big Momma gonna be in the kitchen... bakin' up a storm. - Bakin'? - Paramedic? Nolan is a security guard at the lumberyard. Head security guard. I got two men and three dogs workin' up under me. How you doin'? I'm Nolan, Ritha's brother. - Paramedics? Is something wrong? - No! I knew it. I told you this senile old hag was gettin' too old to be doin' this. Who are you callin' senile? You wanna step outside? Look, I took CPR. Can't be too much harder than that.
Big Momma's House
11.7s
Ben, you gotta bring a woman somethin' special. Somethin' that means it's from your heart. Come on. You's a OG, aren't you? You's a fake one, but you's probably a OG, huh?
Big Momma's House
3.1s
Big Momma, is that duct tape on your face?
Big Momma's House
6.5s
Why don't you go downstairs and help your momma with the food? Yes, ma'am.
Big Momma's House
9.1s
"Scratch, scratch, scratch, went the clawing at my door." "'Who's there?' I said, hoping it was only my imagination."
Big Momma's House
2.2s
Sherry?
Big Momma's House
12.2s
I know you think you can recognize my eyes. But you know what? A lot of people have these eyes. These ain't even mine. I borrowed 'em from a friend, and I gotta have 'em back by dusk.
Big Momma's House
5.7s
Because the truth shall set you free.
Big Momma's House
2.6s
There we go.
Big Momma's House
8.8s
- You want me to take her out? - No. Just keep her away from Malcolm until we figure out a way to sneak her out of here. OK. You got it.
Big Momma's House
10.6s
You two? in my bed? Hell, no! Hattie Mae, I can explain. Explain it to the fat end of my baseball bat.
Big Momma's House
12.2s
Is that it? That's the big mistake you made, Sherry? Big Momma, I should have said something. I know what kind of man Lester is. Oh, Sherry!
Big Momma's House
16.3s
- Sherry, let me get this bag for you. - Oh, no, Big Momma. I got it. You can take mine. You are somethin'. Isn't he? You're gonna love Big Momma's cooking. Think it's gonna be windy today. There's a draught.
Big Momma's House
2.8s
Most people aren't who they say they are.
Big Momma's House
2.2s
Are you ready to testify?
Big Momma's House
5.2s
You know? You wanna give me those, or have you grown too attached to 'em?
Big Momma's House
18.2s
What the hell are you doing, Nolan? Y'all sure went through a lotta trouble for Big Momma. You know, that's rare these days. So much else to do that you forget about people. - Big Momma is here. - What you talking about? - She's back. The real Big Momma is back. - Damn!
Big Momma's House
17.3s
- How you doin', Sherry? - Here to empty out the septic tank? You got jokes. No. Actually, I was in the neighborhood, so I was just stopping by. Malcolm, you ever gone fishing? Oh, yeah. I fish in the neighborhood all the time. Yeah, I know a thing or two.
