Sir, it's time for you to stop this unhealthy behavior. No, it's not. You need to take responsibility for your life. Not right now, I don't. And it starts by raising your son.
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I'm sorry. I literally have no idea what you're talking about. The young orphan you adopted at the gala. Remember?
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He's been living here for the past week. Hello, table! Boom!
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You said that out loud.
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Wow! Stairs. Whee!
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Smoke bomb!
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Doesn't he deserve a chance for someone to take him under their wing, as I took you under mine?
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- Whoo! - Yeah! - Whoo! - Yeah! Yes, yes, yes!
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Faster, Dad! Faster!
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- Who's the manliest man? - Ugh! Batman! - With the buns of steel? - Batman! 'Puter. - Who could choke-hold a bear? - Batman! - Who never skips leg day? - Batman! Who always pays their taxes? Not Batman How is he beating all of you again?
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- Who has the tricked-out ride? - Batman! - Who does the sickest backflips? - Batman!
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Stop him before he starts singing!
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Kiss me, Batman.
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Yeah!
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- I want snipers trained on that building! - You bet! - I want water and air support, yesterday! - Ahoy, sir! And I need SWAT here now! Phone call for Commissioner Gordon. Hello? Batman? Hi, Jimmy! It's the Jokes. Oop! Nobody calls you that. Yes, people do call me that. Okay, listen up. Go, go, go! At this very moment, an unnecessarily complicated bomb is being attached to the inside of the main energy core. If the mayor isn't here in five minutes to negotiate the city's surrender, then I shall destroy Gotham City. I did something! Doctor, that sounds frightening and overly complicated. Talk us through it.
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Madam Mayor! Thanks for dropping by. I've only got one thing to say to you, Joker. Well, you better make it fast. Do you like to gamble? Oh, I certainly do. Do you ever play roulette? On occasion. Well, let me give you a word of advice. I'm all ears. When playing roulette... Yes? ...always bet on black. Batman? What are you doing? You're completely outnumbered here! Are you nuts? You wanna get nuts? Come on! Let's get nuts!
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What is the password? Iron Man sucks. Thank you.
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Hi, Batman! So weird to keep running into you. Batman!