We need to take what's good about Batman... ...and marry it to actual laws and proper ethics and accountability.
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8.6s
Yeah, you're a great teacher. I am? Yeah! I wanna be just like you when I grow up, Padre! Wait, what did you call me?
The Lego Batman Movie
4.8s
What are you doing? I'm trying to give you a big old hug. Thought you were attacking me.
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5.4s
Of myself. For being such a good teacher, obviously.
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You're right. I am super proud.
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6.7s
Batman, I can't believe you did this. Hi, police lady. And even worse, you've made this kid into an accessory to your crime.
The Lego Batman Movie
8.5s
I knew you'd say that. - No, you didn't! - No, you didn't! And I knew you'd say that! See? We aren't so different, I and you. - It's, "you and I!" - It's, "you and I!"
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5s
I wanted to be as strong and as fast and as smart as Batman.
The Lego Batman Movie
4.4s
I'm Batman, I'm awesome I got a nine-pack Stop it!
The Lego Batman Movie
7.2s
You know, when I was a kid, I wanted to be you, Batman.
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1.4s
Uh... What do you mean?
The Lego Batman Movie
14.1s
Sorry, kid. That's okay, ma'am. As long as I'm doing a dime in the big house with my old man, everything's gonna be A-okay. Officers, take this Projector to the evidence room. - You got it. - And get this man some pants. I'm good the way I am. B Go, why has nobody fist bumped me yet?
The Lego Batman Movie
16.2s
Oops. - Batman? - Yes? Why is your "not son" trying to smuggle the Phantom Zone Projector into Arkham? What? Hey, kid. What is this? Batman, give me the Phantom Zone Projector. - No. - Batman! Give me the Phantom Zone Projector! Give it to me! No, no, no! Whoa! Nice.
The Lego Batman Movie
12.1s
Freeze, Batman! Hey, kid. This is a training exercise. These guys are my bros. - Go ahead and take a couple of them out. - Cool! - Hey, Frank. - You want a piece of Robin? - Barney! Nice compound fracture! - How'd you like a punch, Glen?
The Lego Batman Movie
7.6s
I studied Brazilian jiu-jitsu at Harvard for Police. Oh, yeah? Well, guess who got a PhD in smoke bombs! Dr. Batman. Guards! Get them!
The Lego Batman Movie
6.8s
Yes! That's what I call saving the city again! Batman, what are you doing? I'm Batman-ing.