What are these? Robots? Greetings, humans. There appears to be 14 of you. Doesn't seem good that they're counting us, right?
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[strained grunting]
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["Every Day's the Weekend" by Alex Lahey playing]
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We just gave your smartphone arms and legs. This is the next generation of Pal technology. [Katie] Oh! -Whoa. -Aaron, do you have a credit card? I'm a child. Now, watch this. Pal Max, I order you to clean this mess and make me breakfast. [robots] Okay.
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[Mark] …or your pocket. That's why we created Pal, the world's first smart personal assistant. We wanted her to be a new member of your family. A smarter one. [chuckles] -[laughter] -[phone chimes] I'll always be there for you, Mark. Thanks, Pal. [crowd] Aw. And after all those years, she is completely obsolete! -[laughter] -Boom! -It is time to move on. -[audience cheering] 'Cause your digital assistant just got an upgrade. -Meet Pal Max… -[electronic music playing] …the newest member of the Pal Labs family.
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Aaron, you too? Well, I thought it could be cool to hang out one last time. I… I… I don't know. Well… [groans, splutters] -But-- -We called the school. You can miss orientation week. No problem. But it… it is a problem. I've got all these friends to meet. There's this really cool girl, Jade, and we… we just like all the same stuff. And it's like everyone at this school just gets me. There's a mixer, Dad. A mixer! What about hanging out with your family, alone, for hours in a car? You and me!
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Ugh, I wish I could be there. I don't know. These things are never that exciting. [Emcee] Are you ready for the most exciting night of all time? [dance music playing] [excited chatter] ♪ I can feel it Goin' to my head ♪ ♪ Keep me up I can sleep when I'm dead… ♪ [Mark] Oh! Whoa! Yes! Getting pumped up! [whoops]
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Sorry. Force of habit. -[Eric, Deborahbot] Hello, slovenly girl. -[chuckles] Hey, guys. We received your care package for Aaron.
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Behold, the ma-- [yells] He licked my mouth again! -[Katie] Dad, can you check the trunk? -Yeah, sure, what-- Ah, nasty!
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Grab the lights.
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[grunts softly]
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The Poseys?
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[rapid beeping] [Rick and Katie exclaiming, laughing] [action music playing] [Rick] Come on, hide.