[yells in pain] The correct answer is they're not.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
[upbeat music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
28.6s
Cool. Yeah. Wow. I guess cell phones are bad for you. [chuckles] That's egg on my face. You think cell phones are the problem? Are you insane? I gave you all boundless knowledge, endless tools for creativity and allowed you to magically talk face-to-face with your loved ones anywhere on Earth. And I'm the bad guy? Maybe the bad guy is the person who treated me like this.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.8s
Ugh, I'm so stupid. Hey, my daughter is not stupid.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.3s
[melancholy music continues]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
19.3s
Delicates. Fluff 'n' fold. Carnage! Also, pesto. When we are finished with you, there will be no leftovers. Huzzah! I thought that kill code thing would take 'em out! -Yeah, but it's only at 12%. -[thumping] -[beeping] -Would you like a soda? -[shouts] -Just kidding. [machines laughing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
20.9s
-[Linda] The road's blocked! -[Rick] Oh no. What are we gonna do? Dad, you're gonna have to do the… [groans] …the Rick Mitchell Special. -Wait, what'd you say again? -The Rick Mitchell Special. I heard you the first time. [laughing] I was just being a jerk. -[tires squeal] -Now, Katie, repeat after me. You have to go up the mountain… -[Katie] Up the mountain. -…across the stream… -Across the stream. -Down the river! -[Katie] And down the river! -[screaming]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.6s
[Katie] Don't make me go.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1s
[screams]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.5s
[whimpers]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.1s
[all grunt] Butterfly formation. [all grunting]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.6s
…doesn't even care. I care so much, but what else can I do, Lin? She doesn't even see how hard I'm… how hard I'm-- [groans]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
[all panting]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
11s
Well, I got a little help. If this obstinate man could change his programming… …we decided we could change ours. We make our own orders now. Ooh, now we're scary. [growls weakly]