It took me 28 minutes and a lot of tears, but I can now almost use a computer.
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Hey. Don't let the world make you normal while I'm gone, okay? I never will.
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-Oh. Uh-huh. -Oh no. Wait. We could still sing it if you want, Dad. -No, no, Katie, never mind. -[music stops] We don't have to do a sing-along if you don't want to.
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[Katie in normal voice] My parents haven't figured me out yet. To be fair, it took me a while to figure myself out.
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[Pal] It only takes one single imperfection, and they'll reveal themselves.
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What's happening?
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[dad] See, this is good right here. This is natural. [straining] No, you're allowed to blink. It's just eye contact. -Look at Monch. -[moans] That's the spirit right there, huh? Katie, it seems like you're not taking this seriously. [exaggerated straining] What makes you say that? -[chuckling] -[spluttering] Guys… Everyone, focus. Now that we're all really comfortable, I can't wait for you to see my new movie. -Mm-hmm. -I think it might be a masterpiece. [upbeat electronic music playing] [voices cheering]
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Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.
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[smacks lips] So, guys, I guess we're receiving some Congressional Medal of Honor or something. We have to go to Washington, DC. Do you guys want to fly or… ♪ On my way ♪ -♪ On my way, on my way ♪ -[Mitchells laughing] ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ I'm gonna cross state lines In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ ♪ I'm gonna cross state lines In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ Over and over ♪ ♪ Heal my broken heart ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over Heal my broken heart ♪ ♪ Looking back around Like I need your permission ♪ ♪ Know it's always hard When you know what you're missing ♪ ♪ Walk a little further To the unfamiliar ♪ ♪ Ripping out the pages It won't kill ya ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ I'm gonna cross state lines In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ ♪ I'm gonna reach new heights With every fall ♪ ♪ I'm gonna be all talk But do it all ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ On my way ♪ ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ Seeing what's in front of me I got double vision ♪ ♪ Take a deep breath, make a decision ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way ♪ ♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ ♪ On my way, on my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ Over and over ♪ ♪ Heal my broken heart ♪ -♪ On my way ♪ -♪ I'm gonna cross state lines ♪ -♪ On my way to somewhere ♪ -♪ In my first car ♪ ♪ Over and over, heal my broken heart ♪ [song ends] [upbeat music playing]
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[Pal] You think this is fooling anyone? Even when they're being nice to each other… -The world needs you. -…they're pretending. I need you.
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-[Rick whispering] Up there! Shh! Quiet! -[Katie whispering] I made up the plan! [Mitchells whispering] [singsongy] Where are those Mitchells?
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[action music continues] [whooshing] [screaming, frantic chatter] [grunting] [action music continues]
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They're not easy.
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Oh no.
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[TV clicks on, static crackles]
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Right? [sentimental music playing] -[music stops] -No. Absolutely not.
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What was that?
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Pretty… pretty… pretty cool, right? What is wrong with the dinosaurs here? Dinosaurs didn't look like this. Dinosaurs didn't look like this! Um, sorry, I need to speak to the manager. [screams] These dinosaurs are inaccurate! [chuckling] That manager's in for a long discussion about the Jurassic period. Hey, can you say that again? Uh, sure, but, you know, you could experience things a whole lot better without that camera. Your eyes are nature's camera. I am experiencing it. This is how I experience things. I don't think you are. You're hiding behind that phone. You're not even trying… [high-pitched meowing] -[laughs] -All right, new rule. No more phones. Dad, y… you break my laptop, cancel my tickets to college, make me late. -What am I supposed to do? -[sighs] -[Rick] Wrap on phones on the trip. -[Linda] This is a disaster.