Am I doing this right? Should I update my software? Just hit "enter"! Hit "enter"! [screams] I accidentally ordered 12 Swiffers on Amazon! What did I-- [sobbing] [grunting] [screams]
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Hey, Dad, you subscribed to my YouTube channel? Thanks. I'm surprised you even figured out how.
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[cell phone chirps]
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Well, I guess this is it.
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I'll call you every week. Deal. Raptor bash? [snarls] For life. [snarls] -Come here, you little goober. -[laughing] Put me down.
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Let's, uh, just, uh, put a pin in that one. Hey, can we get a picture here or what? We're making memories here, baby.
[grunting softly] What? What's the face? Uh, well, I just wonder, do you really think you can make a living with this stuff? Dad, can you finish watching it, at least? [dad] I will, but I just worry that you're gonna be all the way in California and, you know, we're not gonna be able to help you, -you know, if things don't… -[thumping] …pan out. Lin, why are you kicking me? I don't understand. Are you… [sighs] Do you just think I'm gonna fail? Uh, I never-- Uh, uh… Lin, help. -[timer dings] -Whoops, looks like the cookies are ready. Who wants delicious cookies instead of talking about this? Oh, it's just-- Failure hurts, kid. I want you to have a backup plan. Why do you always have to do this? Ugh. Okay, you know what? -I… I'm just gonna-- -No, look, I'll watch it. Dad, it's too late. -I wanna watch it. You're not letting me-- -Let me just-- -Why are you making a big deal of this? -Dad, let go!
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And now, the Mitchell family talent show! ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ [singing along] ♪ Mi-ya-hee ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-ha ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-hoo ♪ ♪ Mi-ya-ha-ha ♪ -♪ So live your life ♪ -♪ Hey ♪ ♪ Hey, hey, hey… ♪ [chuckling]
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It's almost like stealing people's data and giving it to a hyper-intelligent AI as a part of an unregulated tech monopoly was a bad thing.
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Oh, I was just telling him what he wants to hear. I didn't mean a word of that.