The key is early detection. Tumours that are detected... Aw, jeez, Lawrence. Sorry, man. I thought you'd want to see this.
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If you want to talk to me, just come over.
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Hey, man, check this out, dude.
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Come on.
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Are you... are you serious? Yeah.
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So, from now on, only use the new time sheets... if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day... and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... Where's Peter? I heard he didn't show up this weekend. Uh, I don't know. ...really, really help us out. Who's that guy? So, uh... any questions?
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What you do at Initech... is you take the specifications from the customers... and you bring them down to the software engineers? Yes. Y-yes. That's... that's right. Well, then I just have to ask... why couldn't the customers... just take them directly to the software people, huh? Well, I'll tell you why.
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Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers... so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? L...
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Hi. I'm Peter. Hi. Can I help you? What are you doin' for lunch today? Uh, well, our specials today are blackened chicken. It's actually right there on the board. Excuse me.
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I was askin' what you were doin' for lunch. Would you like to have lunch with me?
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Let's see... you are... Michael... - Bolton? - Yeah.
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Hey, look who's back! Table for three to...
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Hi. Hey.
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Uh, because... engineers are not good at dealing with customers. Uh-huh. So... you physically take the specs from the customer? Well... no. My secretary does that or the fax. Huh. So then you must physically bring them... to the software people. Well... no. I mean... sometimes. What... what would you say you do here?
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When you say, "next door..." do you mean Chili's or Flinger's? Flinger's. OK.
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Oh. OK, well, I'll tell you what I'll do. I'm gonna go next door and get a table... and if you'd like to join me, uh... no big deal, all right? And if not, that's cool, too. - OK? - OK. All right.
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You see, what we're actually trying to do here... is we're just, we're trying to get a feel... for how people spend their day at work. So if you would... would you walk us through a typical day for you? - Yeah. - Great. Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. Uh, I use the side door. That way Lumbergh can't see me. And after that, I just sort of space out for about an hour. Uh, "space out"? Yeah. I just stare at my desk. But it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch, too. I'd say in a given week... I probably only do about fifteen minutes... of real, actual work.