Nothin', huh? I would relax. I would sit on my ass all day. I would do nothing. You don't need a million dollars to do nothin', man. Take a look at my cousin. He's broke, don't do shit.
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Oh, I'm sorry, man. Look, l... l... You know, I'm talkin' outta my ass. Forget it. Don't worry. It's all right. Just... I had a rough day. Tell me about it, man. Ohh...
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I'd like to go ahead and welcome, uh... a new member to our team here. This is, uh...
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Uhh.
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Doesn't that chick look like Anne? Yeah. A little bit. I... Hey, she hasn't been over here in a while. You two still goin' out? Yeah. I guess. L... I don't know. Sometimes I get the feeling like she's cheating on me. Yeah. I get that feeling, too, man. What do you mean by that? I don't know, man. I just get that feeling lookin' at her, like... she's the type of chick that just...
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The key is early detection. Tumours that are detected... Aw, jeez, Lawrence. Sorry, man. I thought you'd want to see this.
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Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment. Corporate accounts payable. Nina speaking. Just a moment.
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If you want to talk to me, just come over.
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Hey, man, check this out, dude.
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Come on.
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Yeah. L... I don't think I'm supposed to do that.
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Are you... are you serious? Yeah.
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So, from now on, only use the new time sheets... if you've worked on two or more job codes in one day... and you need the extra columns to fit it all in. Otherwise, use the old time sheets... Where's Peter? I heard he didn't show up this weekend. Uh, I don't know. ...really, really help us out. Who's that guy? So, uh... any questions?
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What you do at Initech... is you take the specifications from the customers... and you bring them down to the software engineers? Yes. Y-yes. That's... that's right. Well, then I just have to ask... why couldn't the customers... just take them directly to the software people, huh? Well, I'll tell you why.
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Well, look, I already told you. I deal with the goddamn customers... so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? L...
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Hi. I'm Peter. Hi. Can I help you? What are you doin' for lunch today? Uh, well, our specials today are blackened chicken. It's actually right there on the board. Excuse me.
