Ladies, you have dragged the good name of Barden University into the gutter.
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And you've really upset these people whose names I've already forgotten.
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Mom, I'm late. It's orientation. You gotta let me go.
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This place is sweet!
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Never. What if you win it? Yeah. If we win, will you reinstate us? Sure. But no American team has ever won. That's because they hate us. The whole world. The whole world hates us. Hate us. Hello, fresh-persons! Hello, fresh-persons! Welcome to Barden University!
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Yay, Barden! We have a very special performance for you guys today. The pride and joy of Barden University, the Treblamakers!
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Okay! The Barden Knight. Okay, get off the stage. No one cares about you. All right. You have made a great choice, and a cheap one.
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Unless they don't take me, Mom. Oh, no, honey, they're gonna take you. Thanks to me, you were born into it.
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How do you fit such big dreams in such a small body? What if you win it?
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All right, the next phase of my life begins. Hold on.
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And your sister Gross. Okay.
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That is the Lion himself. That is the legendary Snoop D-O-Double-G singing White Christmas at a tree-lighting ceremony in Moscow. And he was so moved by the power of music to unite the world or some shit, that now he wants to drop his own cool Christmas album. And because I sleep on a bed of Grammys, he has decided to hire me to produce it. Now... But Snoop Dogg already dropped a Christmas album. If you had listened to the album like I did, stranded in the air with T.I. on a golden hang glider, then you would have known that none of the songs were the classics. I've had to listen to that album on two separate occasions. Hang glider with T.I. and also a rocket ship that Eminem has built. It doesn't go anywhere, but he's got dreams for it, okay? So I need you to close your mouth. Herein lies the problem, everybody. Last time I checked, there are over a million Christmas albums with the same 10 damn songs on them. So, guys, I'm telling you, man, I need all hands on deck right now to come up with ideas on how to make this one stand out. Okay? You got it?
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That's great news. Yes. No, I can start Monday. I would be stoked to start on... Sorry, I don't say "stoked." I don't say stuff like that. I'm, like, I'm pretty cool. You're gonna like me.
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Uh-huh. So, I just need everything here to work, too, okay? Well, he said he was gonna call me back. Oh, my God.
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Yeah, I talked to him. Do you understand that everything else in my life works?
