I may be bad, granted, but you're worse! Way worse! And you know I'm right!
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- Jer? - Hold on to me! I'll hold on to you! It's okay. We're down. Easy, Jer.
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Were you even there for conception? I bet you mailed your sperm in.
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- What the hell is that? - I don't know. I've always hated it.
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This has gotta be the doctor. - Come here. - That's all right. - Come here. Come on. - No, I don't like this.
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What is that, veal jerky? We passed jerky about an hour ago.
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Hello, beautiful. How are you? Good to see you. Hi, buddy. Sorry, business. - Is she here? - No. She'll be at the rehearsal dinner. Okay, good. Boy, do you have a beautiful house here.
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Sorry. I should have gotten there a little more often. But look at you now, out of law school... ...working with a brand-new firm, about to marry this beautiful girl.
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- Well, I think it's time for a toast. - Hear, hear. Marc, buddy... ...seems like yesterday you were just starting school.
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Oh, I'm sorry. - Cheers. - Cheers. Cheers. You haven't even tasted it. Have you seen the Discovery Channel? This is one of the stars.
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What was the name of that school? - Horton? - Horton, yeah.
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Where did the time go, man?
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I gotta go to the john.
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How ethnic?
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Marc doesn't like the way I drive. Am I wrong? I look at traffic signals sort of as a suggestion. In that case, you would be wrong.
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This guy gets around. He's chased across Prague in the morning, has dinner with U.S. contacts that night. - So have you ever been to Vietnam? - No, but we hear it's lovely. Jerry prefers to stay in one place. He had an anxiety attack watching an airline commercial once. Honey, I did not have an anxiety attack. If I remember correctly, that airline is now out of business, so thank you very much. Jer, I'm with you. I like to be in control. I like to be right there in the driver's seat. In which case, pray you're not a passenger.
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Would you like me to bring you some arm extenders with that? No, I'm fine, thank you. I'm just-- I'm stretching.
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Extra hot. Let me check, make sure they do it right. But whatever you bring extra hot, bring out mild too.