Like butter on mashed potatoes, huh? That lasted about 10 minutes. Jer, just relax.
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Not bad. I would've liked to gotten in a double twist before the blowup.
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Take a good look, boys. I've been known to shoot tranq darts from my knees.
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That's very nice. Very, very nice.
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Tastes like beer, but it's got an incredible buzz.
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I will not only get you tickets, I will get you backstage. And if we're really lucky, you'll have coffee with her, okay?
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Okay, I killed her.
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You're right. Thank you, Dad. Bye.
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Well, I stand before you this evening as a very, very happy man. Not only has the Almighty seen fit... ...to provide me with a beautiful new daughter...
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You will see that her fingerprint matches exactly.
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Okay, I'll sign off on this and fax it to the new caterer and we're done. - The new caterer? - Yeah, you know that. Daddy, you fired another caterer? They weren't caterers. That was a man and his wife and lettuce. Okay. Fine. I didn't even want a caterer, I just wanted six people and a beach, but.... Melissa, this is what you want. This is the wedding you'll remember.
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- So have you met the bride's family yet? - No, I'm a little worried about that.
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He had a copier with a paper slot that was choked with paper.
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I don't understand something! Why would a smuggler want a--? Large, armed, virtually undetectable transport vehicle?
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As a matter of fact... ...the whole family, they're gonna be just fine.
