Another question. On your birthday... ...why do you always end up in the bathtub in the fetal position clutching a firearm? And one more.
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- A man who I-- - He is mentally ill!
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You look very nice this evening.
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Jerry, listen to me. I need you to keep your weight centered! My weight's fine!
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Well, buddy, I guess this is it, huh? We tried.
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Why did you always weep like a little girl during orgasm?
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- You dressed me? - Yes, I did.
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- You're so much more than a slight jerk! - That's not very nice.
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Freeze!
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Don't tell me what I'm feeling! My father does that.
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No, I mean it, he's dangerous!
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Excuse me. That's what I thought. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. Don't worry, I'm used to it.
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You are one slick bastard.
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Or should we call you Fat Cobra?
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- And the therapy. - Really? And several powerful prescription drugs. I'm kidding about the drugs. Or am I? At any rate, let's give ourselves permission to be honest with each other... ...so we can have some closure this weekend.
