Well, I stand before you this evening as a very, very happy man. Not only has the Almighty seen fit... ...to provide me with a beautiful new daughter...
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2.8s
Tastes like beer, but it's got an incredible buzz.
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2.1s
Watch your head, sir.
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2.1s
Roosevelt. This is it!
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18.4s
Thank you. This is where I work. I don't bother you when you're in the bathroom with your hookers. - What are you talking about? - Oh, please. Olga, the 20-year-old runaway. What are you doing? No more magic tricks! Thank you. - What happened? What is that? - You! Freeze!
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2.3s
Run for your life!
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3.4s
What are you doing in that? Steven, I see you have met my partner.
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1.6s
What?
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5.6s
Where'd you get--? - This was in college, man. I was pledging. - Wow.
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15.7s
One little thing I almost forgot. I've been known to travel with some dangerous types... ...so he might think that you're an arms dealer or a deadly assassin. - So you just play along with it, okay? - What? Just play along at being a deadly-- Silent, but deadly.
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5.3s
Jer, you all right? You haven't touched your food. My food is still eating.
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1.1s
He would.
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2.2s
You ever been to France, Jer?
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17.9s
Mr. Xerox. Well, a great supply of copiers you have here. I like the one shaped like a rocket launcher. Does it collate? Is that a fanny pack? - It's cute, isn't it? - It's adorable. Yeah, it's a fanny pack. I'm a doctor, something you know nothing about. I'm riveted. Go on.
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I know all about you now. You're a liar. You lie about everything. I did not lie to you, Jer. I do not lie to family. Don't call me family! We're not family!
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9.2s
Yeah. So you knocked some sense into me, father-wise... ...and I'm gonna be changing my lifestyle. No more shenanigans.
