Well, I stand before you this evening as a very, very happy man. Not only has the Almighty seen fit... ...to provide me with a beautiful new daughter...
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Like butter on mashed potatoes, huh? That lasted about 10 minutes. Jer, just relax.
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- Stand down! - That's a big pair of heels. Hutch, thanks so much. Yeah, thank you.
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Take a good look, boys. I've been known to shoot tranq darts from my knees.
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Okay, I killed her.
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Okay, I'll sign off on this and fax it to the new caterer and we're done. - The new caterer? - Yeah, you know that. Daddy, you fired another caterer? They weren't caterers. That was a man and his wife and lettuce. Okay. Fine. I didn't even want a caterer, I just wanted six people and a beach, but.... Melissa, this is what you want. This is the wedding you'll remember.
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Are you putting the powder in your shoes? Are you using the cream at night? Sometimes. If a piano was falling on your head, you move out of the way "sometimes"? It's a fungus. I wasn't worried. Start worrying! It doesn't hurt to worry. Dr. Peyser, your daughter's here.
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He had a copier with a paper slot that was choked with paper.
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Tastes like beer, but it's got an incredible buzz.
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This is Quan Lee. He's the owner of the place here.
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You're right. Thank you, Dad. Bye.
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Dad's always got great stories.
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So I destroyed the copier.
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I'll be right back.
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Watch your head, sir.
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Roosevelt. This is it!
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Thank you. This is where I work. I don't bother you when you're in the bathroom with your hookers. - What are you talking about? - Oh, please. Olga, the 20-year-old runaway. What are you doing? No more magic tricks! Thank you. - What happened? What is that? - You! Freeze!
