- And the therapy. - Really? And several powerful prescription drugs. I'm kidding about the drugs. Or am I? At any rate, let's give ourselves permission to be honest with each other... ...so we can have some closure this weekend.
The In-Laws
8.8s
Another question. On your birthday... ...why do you always end up in the bathtub in the fetal position clutching a firearm? And one more.
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11s
- Give me a hug. - What, are you crazy? - Fine, I'll hug you. - No! What are you--? Wait! Wait! What are you doing? What are you doing?! Holy Mother of God!
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5.5s
Let's not. Why do you enjoy moving rehearsal dinners and having everyone hate you?
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6s
Well, enough of the hearts and flowers, huh? We're here to have a good time, right?
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4s
Honey, this is the song we sang on our first date! I know.
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3.4s
Why did you always weep like a little girl during orgasm?
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3.7s
Well, buddy, I guess this is it, huh? We tried.
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16s
I'm not the Fat Cobra! If necessary, shoot to kill. You got the wrong guy! I'm-- There's 100 guns pointing at my head! - They think you're the Fat Cobra. - Because you told them! - No, I didn't. You told them! - No, I didn't!
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12.5s
Yesterday, I was a respected man in my community. Today, they want to kill me! My life is ruined! Jerry, I am sorry I ruined your life, but you know what? This case is my life.
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6.8s
Agent Hutchins, thank God! - You're under arrest. - What are you doing? Stay where you are, Dr. Peyser.
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8.3s
Look, leave me alone! Find somebody else to torture. - Okay. - Thank you!
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5.7s
I'm on a roof. I don't do roofs. Peyser, down on the ground!
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2.1s
Or should we call you Fat Cobra?
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2.4s
You are one slick bastard.
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2.4s
On the ground now!
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2.9s
He's gonna love it.
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19.2s
Get control! Get control, you schmuck! - You're not exactly helping things, Jer. - Helping how? - Unwrap your legs. - What? Unwrap your legs! - All right! - Thank you. I guess I forgot to take parachute etiquette when I went to medical school! - This isn't fun. - You gotta stop and smell those roses.
