I have no idea what just happened, but if Khaled doesn't pick us after all of that, what are we doing with our lives? - Right? - I know. - Mm-hmm. - Seriously. Uh, I think Beca has something she'd like to share with the group.
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- Act cool. - You be cool. - We got this. - This is big as a house. CYNTHIA ROSE: Okay. Mm-hmm. Hey. - Beca. - Hey. Oh, what are you doing here? - I was waiting for you. - I don't... That's weird. I saw you hiding behind the bushes. No, I don't think so. This is a really popular jumpsuit and hairstyle, so that wasn't... - Oh. - You know what? I see what's happened. This is not my friend Lenny's suite. That's embarrassing. Oh, no, it's, uh, DJ Khaled's suite. - Is it? - (others gasping) - Yeah. Oh, I had no idea. We're throwing a... a little party for him, if he decides to show. You guys should hang out. You want to hang out? - Twist my arm. We'll do it. - Yeah. Well, let's go. I'll give you a tour. - Great. - Yeah. - All right, come this way. Uh, Khaled, right now he's, uh, into this kind of feng shui, so he has a specific kind of arrangement to maximize his chi. And, oh, Sunburst here is Khaled's juiceologist. Ah, Theo, pardon my zesting. Would you like a beet juice? Your glands look frustrated. In my country, beet juice was reserved for the king. DJ Khaled is the king of the beats.
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Sweet baby Jesus!
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(seabirds squawking) (low chatter) CHICAGO: The MPs arrested Amy's dad. He's going to jail for a long time. I'm gonna go meet them, all right? - Okay. - Sit tight.
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Ladies, I'm messing with you. On behalf of the Department of Defense, we would like to welcome you to Naval Air Station Rota, Spain. And a sincere thank-you for coming out to entertain our troops and their families. We're excited for this tour. My name's Chicago. Over here to my left is Captain Bernie, who we like to call Zeke. - Ladies. - We're gonna be with you the whole tour - as your escorts and security details. - AMY: Question. Will we all be showering together?
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- ♪ Eh ♪ - ♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh ♪ ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - ♪ Eh ♪ - ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - AMY: Dad! - (laughing) I knew that song would get you. - Whoo-hoo! - Oh, yeah. - (laughing) - (grunts) (laughing): That's my girl. I can't wait. We'll travel the world in my yacht, stop at all your favorite places... the Atlantic Ocean, - the Pacific Ocean... - That would be great! But I'm in the middle of a tour right now. But that's perfect. I'll finally be able to see one of your performances. Dad, you've never come to any of my performances. Sweetheart, I've changed. It's not the first time I've heard that. But you're still my little Turnip Top, aren't you? I promise I won't screw it up this time. MAN: General Posen and I were wrapping up a, uh, clandestine operation. In fact, I've just come from our classified briefing. Oh, my God, so you were just with Aubrey's dad? He was so excited to see your show. It's just too bad that he can't make it.
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- So you work for me now. - Yeah, you're the boss. - That's cool. Yeah. - I had some ideas, right? I'm gonna be a real handful, I gotta tell you. THEO: Oh, I realized that from the beginning. - Gail. - John. Who are we kidding?
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I bet it all on 21. The minimum bet is a thousand dollars. Oh, okay, well, do you happen to have... seven ATM machines?
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Should we be considering using instruments? - Is that crazy? - (Aubrey laughing) Oh, that's so funny. You know, I'm gonna pretend that you didn't just say that so we can still be friends. CHLOE: If we had drums, then we wouldn't need Lilly, and if we had bass, then we wouldn't need me. And we're still not clear why Jessica and Ashley are even here. D-Did they just say our names? Don't be stupid. AUBREY: You know what? I have an idea. We just need to show DJ Khaled that we are different and better than all of those other bands, you know? I think we did great. I just think the horn cut our vibe. - True that. (clicks tongue) - (door opens) All right, ladies. Pick up your tits. We're going out. CHLOE: What do you mean, "going out"? EMILY: What do you mean, what do I mean? - We just sucked balls in front of DJ Khaled. - Hmm? - Listening. - He's staying at that fancy casino hotel across the street, okay? I say we all get up, we get dressed, we go over there, and we show him that we are not a joke. Emily, I can't believe that a half-decent idea came out of your dumb mouth. - Thank you. - Okay? - So let's get tarted up and... - CHLOE: Tatted up? - Tarted. Yeah, yeah, tarted up. - It sounds like "tatted up." - She means "tatted." - She's the caramel tart. She's a chocolate tart. You're the vanilla tart. Thanks, babe. Mm... - Oh, "tarted." - Oh, "tarted." "Tarted." If it's easier, we'll just say "slutty." - Okay, let's get slutty. - We'll dress slutty. - Let's get slutty. - Okay, great. - For attention. - Let's do it. Let's aca-rock this. - Yes. - Ooh. - Like music industry slutty. (overlapping chatter) ♪ Way up, way up, we gonna go ♪ ♪ Way up, way up ♪ ♪ Let's make it go way up, way up ♪ ♪ I want to know, are you with me? ♪ - Are you ready? - Yeah! - Let's go, ladies! Come on! - (whooping) - ♪ My time on top ♪
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(both laughing) ♪ I came here for love ♪ ♪ I want you to reach out. ♪ GAIL: We have so much footage. How are we gonna edit all this? - JOHN: Well, that's a problem. - You just touch the one button. No, no, I have to do a lot of buttons. You make sure that the light's on. - I have the lens on. I'm just... - Are you sure? Well, that about wraps it up. Let's see what we have in the can. ♪ We all stars, we are one ♪ ♪ We light up the night like a black sun ♪ ♪ We all shine ♪ ♪ We are chrome and we are shimmering ♪ - ♪ Turn on, turn on ♪ - ♪ Turn on ♪ ♪ Play it loud, we don't care ♪ ♪ And dance like there's nobody there ♪ ♪ Light up the night, yeah, light it up every night ♪ ♪ 'Cause we are shimmering ♪ - ♪ Turn on, turn on ♪ - ♪ Turn on ♪ ♪ We all stars, we are one ♪ ♪ We light up the night like a black sun ♪ ♪ We all shine, we are chrome ♪ ♪ And we are shimmering ♪ ♪ Come on, come on, y'all ♪ ♪ We all stars, we are one ♪ ♪ We light up the night like a black sun ♪ ♪ We all shine, we are chrome ♪ ♪ And we are shimmering ♪ - ♪ Turn on, turn on ♪ - ♪ Turn on ♪ ♪ We kiss and we don't tell, spin like a carousel ♪ ♪ Don't like it, go to hell ♪ ♪ This is our favorite song ♪ ♪ Lights on everybody ♪ ♪ We party legendary ♪ ♪ High on sound and fury ♪ ♪ Hey, turn on now ♪ ♪ Calling all stars, come on ♪ ♪ Calling all stars, come on ♪ ♪ Calling all stars, come on... ♪ ♪ Calling all stars, come on ♪ ♪ Calling all stars, come on. ♪ - ♪ Uh! Give me the beat ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ ♪ I chew it like bubblegum ♪ ♪ Pimp-Lo, and I'm back with another one ♪ ♪ All the hoes, no cuddle up ♪ ♪ Like camels in the sand, let's hump it up ♪ ♪ Bend down, yes, Lord ♪ ♪ Let me squeeze on that booty like stress balls ♪ ♪ Speaking of balls, I'm a quarterback ♪ - (grunting) - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ - ♪ Oh! ♪ - ♪ Get low with the Pimp-Lo ♪ ♪ Uh! Get low with the Pimp-Lo ♪ ♪ Get low with the Pimp-Lo ♪ ♪ Hey, get low with the Pimp-Lo ♪
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BOTH: Nothing. Ain't that Mr. Eye Contact? EMILY: He knows Khaled, right? We should follow him. Okay, legacy, come on. You guys, act normal, casual. (sighs) Here we go. - Great idea. - AMY'S FATHER: Patricia, you know how worried I've been about you? You shouldn't have run away. You should've talked to me. About what, the C-4 explosives I found in the cereal box? Or what about the time you smuggled drugs in Sir Bounce-a-lot and I had to see him get torn apart by custom agents right in front of me? Sweetheart, it was my profession. What, being dodgy? Well, that's one word for it. I mean, yeah, I was a criminal, but I'm different now. How'd you even find me? Well, what do you mean? I've been in hiding. Ah, my darling girl, I've known where you've been for years. Uh, it's impossible for you not to stand out in a crowd. Yeah, why do I have to be so brilliant at every single thing I do? Here, look. I've always kept this photo of you and me close to my heart. We used to play together. We used to sing together. We used to be a team. - None of this is happening, okay? - But-but... No "but, but, but." No! But... darling. (grunts) I'm getting old, Sunshine. I want to be a part of your life. Please. You always do this. - What? - I'm not falling for it. - Not this time. - What...? Now, now... Patricia, stop! Please, Patricia, don't leave again. No, wait, darling. - Stay with me, fellas. - Huh? - Hey. (microphone feedback squeals) ♪ Everybody needs a little time away ♪ ♪ I heard her say ♪ ♪ From each other ♪ ♪ Even lovers need a holiday ♪ ♪ Far away ♪ ♪ From each other ♪
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- Freedom...! - BECA: Go, go! Go, go, go! Come out here! Amy! Amy, come on! Amy! (screaming)
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When I say "fan," you say "love." Fan! - CROWD: Love! - Fan! Love! First of all, I want to thank all the troops for coming out here. It's about you. We salute you. We praise you and thank you. But tonight I have a surprise. I'll be introducing you to a new star. A superstar. Somebody that I have cosigned. I introduce you to... Beca Mitchell. (cheering) JOHN: And here's Beca Mitchell stepping onto the stage, just as small as she was the day she was born. You know, we've been following this little sprite-light lady for, I don't know, seven years now, I think. JOHN: We have been showing you her new life out in the real world, where she's out to take another perfectly good job from an able-bodied man.
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- EMILY: Oh. - Oh. Oh, that's okay. - Yeah, it's-it's really okay. - No, that's okay. - It's totally fine. You know, he's a busy man. - Uh-huh. - That's right. - And my dad always said, "Expect finite disappointment, and remember, there's always more where that came from." - (screams) - Oh, my God, Aubrey! (frantic chatter and screaming)
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Please, Patricia.
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Kind of feel like I've been saying something to that effect - the entire time. - AMY: Oh, my God, Emily! Smart people are talking right now. - (crying) - Aubrey, don't, please. It's... I-I won't do it. It's not important. No, no, no. It's-it's not that. (chuckles) You know, I have to be honest with you guys. Every time I perform in front of people, I feel like I'm gonna puke. And I don't have to anymore. (chuckling): I'm so happy. - Aw. - Yes! - No more puking. - Whew! - No more puke. - AUBREY: No more puke. AUBREY (chuckling): Yes. You know what? I think I might just... I don't know, move to Mykonos and become a doula. - A doula? - A birthing coach. - You gonna coach babies? - Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'll be like...
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Wow. You smell like Skittles. Can I taste the rainbow? You can definitely taste the rainbow. Mm, let's go to it. ♪ I can see that you're watching me ♪ ♪ Come over, talk to me ♪ ♪ Need you to give me a sign ♪ Hey. You were great.
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"Come here, little guy. You can do it. "There ain't really nothing to it. You can do it, you can do it. Come on!" - Ah... - CYNTHIA ROSE: Now that gay people can serve in the military, I'm-a join the Air Force and let them pay for my flight school. I have my Abnormal Psych exam coming up next week. But also, you're gonna keep writing so your life isn't filled with crushing regret, right? - Yes. - Good. FLO: Well, guys, a music career would interfere with my business, so... Yeah, that little tiny juice truck you work at. The juice truck I own and just secured capital to franchise. - So... - EMILY: Uh, what? - Oh! - Cool. - I didn't tell you guys? - Congratulations. Cool beans.