Aaron, I'm not so sure this is a viable solution. [Aaron] Sure, it is. [panting] It's like a warm, wet hat. [Eric] Move your sweaty meat logs in unison. -Left, right, left, right. -Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp. What? What are you doing? [in robotic voice] Bleep, blorp, bleep, blorp. I am a robot. Just to educate you, that's a hurtful stereotype.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
15.5s
That video is amazing. Your dog is, like, legendary. [chuckles] I know, right? I'm planning on making-- Hey, kids, there's supposed to be some great hikes around here. Uh, no, that's okay. [girl 2] He's like the De Niro to your Scorsese. You sure? Hey, it's elk country. Uh, Dad, we're busy.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
15.9s
[screams] Charge at robot. Fly into sky. What-- Okay, what's next, Dad? Next, you just fly and wait while the plan comes into focus. -Dad! -[Rick] This is all part of it! [gasps] I can help. Come on, Katie. If you can teach yourself Photoshop, you can figure this thing out. [yells]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.9s
I WILL AVENGE MY FALLEN CHILDREN!!! Why would someone build that?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.3s
Dang it, Katie! Dang it, Katie! [slurping]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2s
-[gasps] What? -[melodic music continues]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
3.6s
Everything's gonna be… fine.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.2s
[electrical crackling]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.1s
We're coming for you, Pal.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
This energy.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
14.3s
I made eye water just like you. We might actually do this. I wish there was, like, footage of us walking out of the mall in slow motion, fire behind us, like heroes. Katie, that would be a waste of time and absolutely unnecessary.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.4s
[cell phone whooshes]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.4s
-[Katie] Imagine something disgusting. -[gasps] [Katie] Okay, even more disgusting.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
8.7s
-Hand it over. -No! Let's get out of here! -Freeze, you. -Carnage. -Freeze, freeze. -Carnage. -Pesto. Pesto. -Carnage. [computers barking]