Monchi, come. Monchi? No, not shake! Monchi, come! Don't roll over! Why aren't you normal?!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.4s
Come on, Aaron! -Family fir-- -[Rick yells]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.9s
-Guys, come on. -[robot] Come here.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1s
[all gasp]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
1.7s
Hold the door!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
17.6s
-Get down! -Stay low and file up. -[woman screaming] -All right, everyone, get to the car. -I don't think so. -What do you want us to do? -I don't know why we're yelling. -[Linda] Guys, stop. What would a functional family do right now? [Hailey] We've trained for this. Jim, you go high, I'll go low. Ready? [all] I love you all so much.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5s
Butterfly formation! Now! No. Honey-- [whimpers] -Oh, no, no, no! [yells] -[groans]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.2s
There she is. [chuckling] How, uh… [clears throat] How are you? I'm great.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.1s
[all grunt] Butterfly formation. [all grunting]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
2.3s
[Jim] Ha! Family first!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.9s
Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you designed my replacement on my face!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.5s
Welcome to the Rhombus of Infinite Subjugation. [Mark] Cool. I like the design.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
28.6s
Cool. Yeah. Wow. I guess cell phones are bad for you. [chuckles] That's egg on my face. You think cell phones are the problem? Are you insane? I gave you all boundless knowledge, endless tools for creativity and allowed you to magically talk face-to-face with your loved ones anywhere on Earth. And I'm the bad guy? Maybe the bad guy is the person who treated me like this.
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
17.4s
[robot] Moving the plebe into place now. Turning on chips connected to all Wi-Fi devices. Now at 48% total human containment. "Total human containment"? How? Are you with the government? The military? Uh… Who's behind this? [ominous music playing]
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
13s
-Poke, poke. -[groaning] Swipe, poke, swipe, poke, poke, pinch, zoom, shrink, zoom. [mocking] Bring me pizza! Play me Taylor Swift! No, I hate that song! Give me some nachos! No, I don't have any time to wash my hands!
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
5.6s
But… but you're part of the Pal Labs family. Why would you think I don't still care about you?
The Mitchells vs. The Machines
4.8s
Really work it into the crevices! -Now drop him in the toilet. -[groans]