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Uh, Dad, how we doing on finding that bathroom?

The Mitchells vs. The Machines

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[all panting]

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We're here because we don't think like normal people. We don't have a normal dog. [pants, yelps]

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I made eye water just like you. We might actually do this. I wish there was, like, footage of us walking out of the mall in slow motion, fire behind us, like heroes. Katie, that would be a waste of time and absolutely unnecessary.

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[robot] Great leader, things with the Mitchell family went poorly. -[groans] -[static crackles]

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Yep. Uh-huh. Well, I believe this group of weirdos is the best hope humanity's got.

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["Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei playing]

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Back at that dinosaur place, you said you believed in me.

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Place me on the table. I wish to flop around in a blind rage.

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I feel emotion.

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So, let's get weird.

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Just close the jack up, and that's that. [laughs] Eat that, Poseys! Oh, they're nice. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that out loud. Purple glasses woman, why did you save me? Oh, come on. You boys are family now.

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Well, how do you expect to get to Silicon Valley without new tires? Silicon Valley? Well, those robots said we could go straight to their leader, remember? Technically, you can.

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Stickers for everyone! -Bloop, blop, bloop, ba-boop. -[all chuckling]

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You need some help? [chuckles] Sure.

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All right.

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This is totally unrelated. [retching] This is totally unrel-- -[horns honking] -Ugh, stupid traffic. -You know what this calls for? -[Katie sighs] Please don't say the-- The Rick Mitchell Special, baby! [laughs] This is illegal! It's not illegal if you're good at it. -[all screaming] -[horn drones] If you think about it, I was helping the flow of traffic. [chuckles] What… what are you writing down?

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♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, Whoa-oh… ♪ Look at that man-made engineering. -[Monchi panting] -Ugh. Breath. Can't Monchi be in the car? -[groans] -[laughter] Oh, he licked my tongue! [spits] And now I present tricking Rick Mitchell into kissing the dog.

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Uh, Dad, how we doing on finding that bathroom?

[all panting]

We're here because we don't think like normal people. We don't have a normal dog. [pants, yelps]

I made eye water just like you. We might actually do this. I wish there was, like, footage of us walking out of the mall in slow motion, fire behind us, like heroes. Katie, that would be a waste of time and absolutely unnecessary.

[robot] Great leader, things with the Mitchell family went poorly. -[groans] -[static crackles]

Yep. Uh-huh. Well, I believe this group of weirdos is the best hope humanity's got.

["Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei playing]

Back at that dinosaur place, you said you believed in me.

Place me on the table. I wish to flop around in a blind rage.

I feel emotion.

So, let's get weird.

Just close the jack up, and that's that. [laughs] Eat that, Poseys! Oh, they're nice. So I'm sorry. I'm sorry I said that out loud. Purple glasses woman, why did you save me? Oh, come on. You boys are family now.

Well, how do you expect to get to Silicon Valley without new tires? Silicon Valley? Well, those robots said we could go straight to their leader, remember? Technically, you can.

Stickers for everyone! -Bloop, blop, bloop, ba-boop. -[all chuckling]

You need some help? [chuckles] Sure.

All right.

♪ Whoa-oh, whoa-oh, Whoa-oh… ♪ Look at that man-made engineering. -[Monchi panting] -Ugh. Breath. Can't Monchi be in the car? -[groans] -[laughter] Oh, he licked my tongue! [spits] And now I present tricking Rick Mitchell into kissing the dog.