Found 333 results
1m12s
Wait. Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know? That or His Dudeness, or Duder or, you know, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Are you employed, sir? Employed? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday? Is this a... What day is this? Well, I do work, sir. So, if you don't mind... No, I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not stand, you know. This aggression will not stand, man. I mean, your wife owes money... My wife is not the issue here! I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample. But if she does not, that is her problem, not mine, just as the rug is your problem. Just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway.
The Big Lebowski
25.7s
Well, they were looking for you, these two guys. You know, they... I'll say it again. You told Brandt on the phone. He told me. I know what happened. Yes, yes. Oh, so you know that they were trying to piss on your rug. Did I urinate on your rug? You mean, did you personally come and pee on my rug? Hello! Do you speak English, sir? G, Parla usted inglés? I'll ask you again. Did I urinate on your rug?
The Big Lebowski
1m9s
The briefcase was fucking empty, man. The asshole was hoping that they would kill her. You threw out a ringer for a ringer. Okay, but how does all this add up to an emergency? I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude. He kept the money. My point is... Here we are, it's shabbos, the Sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death. VVill you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. What the fuck are you talking about? Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic! What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia. Come on, Dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know this. And five fucking years ago, you were divorced. So what are you saying? When you get divorced, you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? This is the driveway. Jewish as fucking Tevye. Man. You know, it's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing. Man, taking care of her fucking dog, going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax. You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past! I've... Jesus.
The Big Lebowski
37.4s
What the... Have they called yet? What the hell is this? My dirty undies, Dude. The laundry. The whites. Walter, I'm sure there's a reason you brought your dirty undies, man. That's right, Dude. The weight. The ringer cannot look empty. Walter, what the fuck are you thinking, man? You're right, Dude. I got to thinking. I got to thinking, why should we settle for a measly fucking 20 grand... We? What the fuck, "we"? You said you just wanted to come along. My point, Dude, is why should we settle for 20 grand when we can keep the entire million? Am I wrong? Yes, you're wrong. This isn't a fucking game, man. Oh, but it is a game. You said so yourself. She kidnapped herself. I said I thought...
The Big Lebowski
18.5s
1m56s
La-Ia-Ia, Ia-Ia-Ia, Ia-Ia-la La-Ia-Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia La-Ia-Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia La-Ia-Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia, Ia La-Ia, Ia-Ia La-Ia-Ia La-Ia-Ia, Ia-Ia-Ia La-Ia, Ia-Ia The man in me will do Nearly any task And as for compensation There's little he would ask Take a woman like you To get through To the man in me Storm clouds are raging All around my door I think to myself I might not take it anymore Take a woman like your kind To find the man in me But, oh What a wonderful feeling Just to know That you are near Sets my heart a-reeling From my toes Up to my ears The man in me will hide sometimes They called about 80 minutes ago. They want you to take the money, drive north on the 405. They will call you on the portable phone with instructions in about 40 minutes. One person only. They were very clear on that, or I'd go with you. One person only. Vvhathappened to your jaw? Oh, nothing, man.
The Big Lebowski