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1m17s
Donny was a good bowler and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved the outdoors and bowling. And as a surfer he explored the beaches of Southern California from La Jolla to Leo Carrillo and up to Pismo. He died... He died as so many young men of his generation, before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright, flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Ian Doc, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives, and so did Donny. Donny, who loved bowling. And so, Theodore Donald Kerabatsos, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
The Big Lebowski
45s
This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation. Yes, yes. Not of California. Good shot. In fact, he met privately with the President, though, unfortunately, there wasn't enough time for a photo opportunity. Oh, Nancy's pretty good. Oh, wonderful woman. We were very happy to... These are... Oh, those are Mr. Lebowski's children, so to speak. Different mothers, huh? No, they're not... Racially, he's pretty cool? They're not literally his children. They're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers, inner city children of promise, but without the necessary means for... Necessary means for a higher education, so Mr. Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college. Excuse me. Oh, geez. Thank you. Thank you. Far out. Think he's got room for one more? One... Oh.
The Big Lebowski
1m12s
Wait. Let me explain something to you. I am not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know? That or His Dudeness, or Duder or, you know, El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Are you employed, sir? Employed? You don't go out looking for a job dressed like that, do you? On a weekday? Is this a... What day is this? Well, I do work, sir. So, if you don't mind... No, I do mind. The Dude minds. This will not stand, you know. This aggression will not stand, man. I mean, your wife owes money... My wife is not the issue here! I hope that someday my wife will learn to live on her allowance, which is ample. But if she does not, that is her problem, not mine, just as the rug is your problem. Just as every bum's lot in life is his own responsibility, regardless of who he chooses to blame. I didn't blame anyone for the loss of my legs. Some Chinaman took them from me in Korea. But I went out and achieved anyway.
The Big Lebowski
51.2s
So, man. So? She's back, no thanks to you. Where's the fucking money, Lebowski? A million bucks from fucking, needy, little Urban Achievers! You are scum, man! Who the hell is he? Who am I? Who am I? Walter. I'm the guy that's gonna kick your phony, gold-bricking ass, that's who I am. Man. We know the briefcase was fucking empty. We know you kept the million bucks for yourself. You have your story, I have mine. I say I entrusted the money to you and you stole it. As if we would ever dream of taking your bullshit money! You thought that Bunny had been kidnapped, and you were fucking glad, man. You could use it as an excuse to make some money disappear. All you needed was a sap to pin it on. You just met me. You... You human paraquat. You figured, "Oh, here's a loser, you know, a deadbeat. "Somebody this square community won't give a shit about." Well, aren't you?
The Big Lebowski
16.6s
You never went to college. Please, don't touch that. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, I did, but, you know, I spent most of my time occupying various administration buildings, smoking a lot of Thai stick, breaking into the ROTC and bowling. Tell you the truth, Brandt, I don't remember most of it.
The Big Lebowski