You don't know shit, Lebowski. I want a fucking lawyer, man. L want Bill Kunstler, man, or Ron Kuby. Mr. Treehorn tells us that he had to eject you from his garden party, that you were drunk and abusive. Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. Mr. Treehorn draws a lot of water in this town. You don't draw shit, Lebowski. Now, we got a nice quiet little beach community here, and I aim to keep it nice and quiet. So let me make something plain. I don't like you sucking around bothering our citizens, Lebowski. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. I don't like your jerk-off behavior. And I don't like you, jerk-off. Do I make myself clear? I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
The Big Lebowski
31.8s
Keep your ugly, fucking, gold-bricking ass out of my beach community. I want to sleep with you In the desert tonight With a billion stars all around Jesus, man. Could you change the channel? Fuck you, man! If you don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab! I had a really rough... I'll pull off to the side and kick your ass out. Man, come on. I had a rough night, and I hate the fucking Eagles, man.
The Big Lebowski
14.2s
Speaking of which, do you think that you could give me my $20,000 in cash? My concern is, and I've gotta check it with my accountant, that this might bump me up into a higher tax... Brandt, give him the envelope.
The Big Lebowski
15.4s
No, Mr. Lebowski, it had not occurred to me. That had not occurred to us, Dude. Well, okay, you know? You guys aren't privy to all the new shit, so, you know... But, hey, that's what you... That's what you pay me for.
The Big Lebowski
3.5s
All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.
The Big Lebowski
2.3s
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski.
The Big Lebowski
2.7s
Out of my fucking cab! Out! Man!
The Big Lebowski
1.5s
Not greedy.
The Big Lebowski
36.7s
I mean, we totally fucked it up, man. We fucked up his payoff. We got the kidnappers all pissed off. And Lebowski, you know, he yelled at me a lot, but he didn't do anything, huh? Well, sometimes it's a cathartic... No, no. I'm saying that if he knows I'm a fuckup, why does he leave me in charge of getting his wife back? Because he doesn't fucking want her back, man. He's had enough. He no longer digs her. It's all a show. Okay, but then why doesn't he give a shit about his million bucks? I mean, he knows we never handed off his briefcase, but he never asked for it back. The million bucks was never in the briefcase.
The Big Lebowski
19.5s
Jesus fucking Christ. Crazy, huh? Ran away about a year ago. The Kneutsons told me I should show her this when I found her. It's the family farm. It's outside Moorhead, Minnesota. They think it'll make her homesick. Oh, boy. How are you gonna keep them down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus?
The Big Lebowski
13.8s
She's been kidnapped, DaFWm. Oh,man. Or I don't know. Maybe not. But she's definitely not around. Hey, maybe you and me could pool our resources, trade information. Professional courtesy?
The Big Lebowski
9.1s
Compeers. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I get it. Fuck off, Da Fino. And stay away from my special... From my fucking lady friend, man!
The Big Lebowski
15.6s
Lingonberry pancakes. Three pigs in blanket. She has lingonberry pancakes.
The Big Lebowski
14.2s
So viva Las Vegas Viva Las Vegas Let's go. Fuck it.
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
The lingonberry pancake.
The Big Lebowski
2.2s
Get out of the fucking...
The Big Lebowski
2.1s
What the hell happened?
The Big Lebowski
22.3s
That creep can roll, man. Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. Yeah. No, he's a sex offender with a record. He did six months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight-year-old. When he moved to Hollywood, he had to go door-to-door to tell everyone he was a pederast. What's a pederast, Walter? Shut the fuck up, Donny.