Yeah, of course! You're the Wadiyan dissident who was standing up to that asshole Aladeen.
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Often described as ignorant, he changed over 300 Wadiyan words to "Aladeen," including the words "positive" and "negative," causing mass confusion.
The Dictator
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Okay, he's returning to the podium.
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The Wadiyan people love being oppressed! Dictatorship forever!
The Dictator
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Nice to meet you, Allison Burgers. - You know, I... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
The Dictator
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According to Wadiyan propaganda, Haffaz Aladeen was born in 1973.
The Dictator
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General Aladeen was born the only son of the Colonel Aladeen, himself a savage and violent dictator.
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- Where are you taking me to? - To Brooklyn!
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It was so brave of you.
The Dictator
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No, no, no, it's more of a power trip with me. Everybody has a price. Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my fingers for two hundred grand!
The Dictator
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Oh, that's a good one.
The Dictator
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No, those are just rumors. Are you a homosexual?
The Dictator
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Tensions are rising as the stand-off between the world community and the rogue North African nation of Wadiya intensified today as U.N. Weapons inspectors were once again refused access to the country by Wadiyan leader, Admiral General Aladeen.
The Dictator
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I'm going to another question. Oh, I can hear you now.
The Dictator
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Hello, person. Person. Black person.
The Dictator
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Finally, somebody who knows who I am.
The Dictator
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Useful as what? A coat hanger?
The Dictator
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Anyway, let me give you the grand tour. Up on the roof, we have this amazing organic garden...
