Where is the Head of my Nuclear Program and Procurer of Women?
The Dictator
2.7s
I took a feminist clown workshop once.
The Dictator
26.9s
Hey, buddy, I saw that. That is very disrespectful to your leader. Whatever, dude. Who are you, Osama bin Laden's best friend? No, he is not my best friend! Though he has been staying in my guest house ever since they shot his double last year. Now the guy won't leave. I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him. You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.
The Dictator
6.4s
Wadiya will be open to the world. Open to the future. And open for business.
The Dictator
1.3s
Well, I can if I killed you.
The Dictator
3.4s
Me? Work for that hairy titted yeti?
The Dictator
10.5s
I don't know, I just feel so sorry that wherever you go in the world, you're the victim of police abuse. Well, not always the victim. Come here. I'm just so sorry! You're okay now.
The Dictator
2.2s
Come on. No, a bit more.
The Dictator
1.3s
We have a problem.
The Dictator
11.1s
That won't be enough to make a difference. Yes, it will. I haven't gone since Wadiya. Losing power has stopped me up like a cork. Hurry! Come on, Supreme Leader! Make it rain! Make it rain!
The Dictator
2.4s
You're bizzare. I'm going to have to change the channels now.
The Dictator
1.8s
The one with the "fuck-me hooves."
The Dictator
5.5s
All right? And I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you. You know what? Let's get you back to the collective, okay?
The Dictator
2.2s
- Come on, let's go. I need to go to work. - I feel so sad!
The Dictator
4.9s
Zoey? Zoey! You have changed my life!
The Dictator
6.1s
You have rehearsed the speech I prepared for you? Yes. But when is the General coming?
The Dictator
6.3s
Hey! What are you doing? Where are you going? Don't worry! Just suck the fatoot of the biggest guy, you'll be fine. You're really fucking me here, man!
