Okay. Well, hey, Allison, you know, we'd love to have you work here if you ever wanted to. All of our employees are political refugees, just like you! There's Hannah over here. She's from El Salvador. She's a really useful member of our team.
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You seem educated. Yes. I went to Amherst. I love it when women go to school. It's like seeing a monkey on rollerskates. It means nothing to them, but it's so adorable for us.
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No, no, no, it's more of a power trip with me. Everybody has a price. Tommy Lee Jones let me roll it in my fingers for two hundred grand!
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There was actually very little movement. A little wriggling, then two bubbles, and then a big bloop and the wallet floats up.
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He's an old-fashioned movie star. He gay? He suck my dick?
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No, those are just rumors. Are you a homosexual?
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Useful as what? A coat hanger?
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Wow. Was it moving?
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Anyway, let me give you the grand tour. Up on the roof, we have this amazing organic garden...
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Thank you.
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Okay, that came off as kind of offensive.
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Well, the darker races are less choosy.
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I pretty much haven't had a white boyfriend since high school.
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Oh, wait. I got it. Humor. Right?
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Boring! Do you sell any assault rifles?
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So, Allison, we're the only store in New York, other than that fascist superchain Green World, that sells your nation's specialty fruit, mafroom, which I know you people eat a lot of.
