Hey, buddy, I saw that. That is very disrespectful to your leader. Whatever, dude. Who are you, Osama bin Laden's best friend? No, he is not my best friend! Though he has been staying in my guest house ever since they shot his double last year. Now the guy won't leave. I know why this guy's the most hated man in the world. You just have to go to the bathroom after him. You go to the bathroom after Osama, you will realize the true meaning of terrorism.
The Dictator
8.2s
Okay, fine. I will help you. On one condition. Name it. You reinstate me as Head of Nuclear Research, so I can finish building my bomb.
The Dictator
4.3s
And I know what I'm talking about because I majored in Fem Lit!
The Dictator
1.6s
Clean-up on aisle four!
The Dictator
5.8s
Whoa, whoa! Occupied! Out. I have to clean. Come on, out you go, out you go. - What? You're hurting me! - Out. Come on.
The Dictator
8.3s
Look! One of the customers left a tip of some Nair and some female razors. Does anybody want to use it?
The Dictator
3.3s
Hey, Allison, can you take out the garbage? Thanks.
The Dictator
3.9s
Hey, my man! Excuse me. Hairnet! Yeah.
The Dictator
1.7s
Yeah? Hold on one second.
The Dictator
1.4s
Suck it, loser.
The Dictator
1.3s
Stop that.
The Dictator
1.2s
Next!
The Dictator
9.2s
Hannah, that guy from the Lancaster's coming tomorrow morning, so why don't you take the mafroom downstairs and make some sort of a nice display? I just want everything to be perfect.
The Dictator
4.4s
I think I'm starting to get you. All right, then... I will get you.
