Hello, gentlemen. How you doin'? Are you guys friends of the deceased? Do you want me to say this in front of his widow? I was his lover. No. That is not true.
The Dictator
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So, we're opening 300 Women's Centers, but I'm going to have to take a break for a little bit because I'm pregnant. What?
The Dictator
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Democracy looks like a midget in a chemo wig.
The Dictator
3.4s
Who cares if it's pointy? What?
The Dictator
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Don't touch it. Don't touch it.
The Dictator
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Are you having a boy or an abortion?
The Dictator
1.3s
Zoey.
The Dictator
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I have great news. We are just days away from testing the new missiles. I have re-engineered the oxidizing ducts and the payload delivery systems. But you'll be happy to know, the missile is now pointy!
The Dictator
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I've got one that works by Bluetooth.
The Dictator
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Well, that's fine, because I'm not an Arab.
The Dictator
2.7s
"No! Why?"
The Dictator
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This is my weapon? I will be a laughingstock!
The Dictator
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Hard and spiky on the outside, but soft and really mushy on the in. You're not like mafroom at all. You're like an onion.
The Dictator
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I don't care.
The Dictator
4.8s
It feels so nice to kiss you. I know. It's nice to kiss you, too. I love the hugging.
