This new constitution will end the dictatorship... No! ...and it will turn Wadiya into a democracy. No! Democracy? Never! Never!
The Dictator
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With the help of the U.M., I will draft a new constitution for Wadiya and sign it in five days, on Wadiya's Independence Day.
The Dictator
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The Wadiyan people love being oppressed! Dictatorship forever!
The Dictator
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Hello, person. Person. Black person.
The Dictator
2s
Okay, he's returning to the podium.
The Dictator
1.2s
No, no, no.
The Dictator
1.9s
Get me clothes, little man.
The Dictator
11.5s
So, yeah, this is my store! This is the Free Earth Collective. We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework for people of all or no genders.
The Dictator
4.8s
Oh, you know what, there's some in the Earthquake Relief box in the lesbian bathroom, right there. Right.
The Dictator
4.5s
We are a pure democracy, just like Wadiya's going to be soon!
The Dictator
4.6s
Much has been made of the hostility between our countries.
The Dictator
3.9s
Allison, could you please take your hands off my breasts?
The Dictator
2.2s
Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.
The Dictator
2.8s
- Where are you taking me to? - To Brooklyn!
The Dictator
1.4s
Oh, that's a good one.
The Dictator
5.2s
Yeah, of course! You're the Wadiyan dissident who was standing up to that asshole Aladeen.
The Dictator
3.8s
Nice to meet you, Allison Burgers. - You know, I... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.