Hello. I am Admiral General Aladeen. I am here to deliver my speech to the United Nations. Look, Admiral, it's too hot for crazy.
The Dictator
6.4s
I do not have any money on me, but if you give me your clothes I'll make a sizeable donation in your name to al-Qaeda.
The Dictator
3.3s
Yo! Average American shopper!
The Dictator
1.5s
Tamir! Tamir!
The Dictator
1.8s
My speech.
The Dictator
9.4s
The Supreme Beard! You will be cursed! No, no, don't do it! Come on! Why won't this catch? You foolish man! There is no earthly fire that could ever light...
The Dictator
7.1s
Oh, the Fallujah Firehose! Someone's got a friend in Syria! I am pretty proud of it. There is a new model, you know.
The Dictator
3.3s
I'm going to enjoy this now. No, don't. Don't. Don't. Please, don't!
The Dictator
3.6s
No one will recognize the body without this!
The Dictator
2.5s
Just this. This pours hot fire out on you.
The Dictator
1.8s
Screw it. Screw it! Screw it!
The Dictator
1.5s
All right.
The Dictator
16.9s
You know, I don't even think you want to be tortured. I don't want to be tortured. You're just, like, taking all the fun out of it! You just want me to say compliments all the time. So either you want the truth or you want compliments. Decide! It'd be nice if I got just a little bit of positive feedback about my tools. What else you got? I'm gonna love the next thing! I will be supportive.
The Dictator
3.8s
He is dumping the urine on the Israeli delegation.
