I was Wadiya's Chief Surgeon for the last 22 years.
The Dictator
4.1s
It's coming out! Does anyone have any medical experience?
The Dictator
1.2s
Come on.
The Dictator
2.2s
- Allison, they need your help. Come on. - Okay, fine.
The Dictator
5s
That's the wrong hole! - What? - You just put your fist up the wrong hole. If I had a dollar for every time I heard that.
The Dictator
6.5s
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Baby? The ambulance can't be here for 20 minutes. Can you hold it? I can't hold it! It's coming out!
The Dictator
3.3s
Whoa, whoa, whoa. What are you doing? Sorry! Old habits die hard.
The Dictator
3.5s
Help! Somebody help! My wife is in labor!
The Dictator
2.8s
Well done! - You smell bad. - I know.
The Dictator
1.8s
All right, I'm going in.
The Dictator
19.6s
Once that constitution is signed, I will be able to sell Wadiya's oil rights. Gazprom, you will have control of Wadiya's southern oil fields. B. P., you will control the north. Exxon, you will have all offshore rights, provided you do not use B. P.'s drilling rigs. And, Mr. Lao of PetroChina, you will have the lease on our shale reserves. Some of those reserves are in densely populated areas.
The Dictator
3.7s
The double that you found is good. He is almost as dumb as the real guy.
The Dictator
4.8s
You know, he's clearly implying that the U. N. Must fall before him.
