Yeah, right. I mean, I know there's nothing more annoying than a backseat torturer, but, please, come on. This is great stuff. It's not great stuff. That's like 1972, hello.
The Dictator
3.9s
It didn't come with a splash guard. You're gonna get chara on your trousers.
The Dictator
11.8s
Your father would be ashamed of you! No, I've realized I don't want to be like my father! In fact, I don't want to be a dictator anymore! What's that now? I've been on a spiritual journey, man, like Eat, Pray, Love.
The Dictator
5.7s
If you lose enough weight, then the zipline will work. Do you have anything in your pockets? Let me check.
The Dictator
1.4s
Don't be like that.
The Dictator
9.8s
What is that, a brick? All this time you've had a brick? Why do you have that? Well, to balance out the weight from the other one. You have two bricks? Yes! Throw them down immediately!
The Dictator
3.5s
I can see it has a screw hole for one. Apparently, I didn't get it.
The Dictator
11.2s
All right, Mr. Smart Guy, check out this bad boy. Oh, that's not bad. The Kandahar Cock Wrench. Okay, so, now we're getting somewhere. It's actually been banned in Saudi Arabia for being too safe.
The Dictator
1.5s
What? Why? No!
The Dictator
2.7s
What is that? It's Vita Coco water.
The Dictator
6.5s
We've got a lot of customers. You may want to go wash up. Fine. Joteph, go and hose down my Crocs.
The Dictator
3.4s
The birthplace of AIDS.
The Dictator
1.5s
You're a murderer!
The Dictator
3s
Not male ones. Female ones.
The Dictator
11.4s
You won't be talking so much smack with this up your butt. That's the Anal Umbrella. It's a good device, I grant you, but where's the splash guard? You're going to kill me and your white shirt.
The Dictator
4s
Where'd you get those relics? From the Shah of Iran's garage sale?
The Dictator
3.9s
Is there anything else you're carrying? You're still too heavy. Just this.
