I will buy the house on Lake Como next to George Clooney's.
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After you've paid me my 30% finder's fee, of course.
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So, Wadiya will become a democracy.
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China is a democracy, too.
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Then unpopulate them.
The Dictator
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Gentlemen.
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The double that you found is good. He is almost as dumb as the real guy.
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This new constitution will end the dictatorship... No! ...and it will turn Wadiya into a democracy. No! Democracy? Never! Never!
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With the help of the U.M., I will draft a new constitution for Wadiya and sign it in five days, on Wadiya's Independence Day.
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The Wadiyan people love being oppressed! Dictatorship forever!
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Hello, person. Person. Black person.
The Dictator
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Okay, he's returning to the podium.
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No, no, no.
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Get me clothes, little man.
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So, yeah, this is my store! This is the Free Earth Collective. We are a vegan, feminist, non-profit cooperative operating within an anti-racist, anti-oppressive framework for people of all or no genders.
The Dictator
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Oh, you know what, there's some in the Earthquake Relief box in the lesbian bathroom, right there. Right.
The Dictator
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We are a pure democracy, just like Wadiya's going to be soon!
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Much has been made of the hostility between our countries.
