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Wow. Was it moving?
The Dictator
We vomit, and we spit and we don't want him. What would you say to General Aladeen ifhe were watching this? I have a message forAladeen.
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After you've paid me my 30% finder's fee, of course.
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...at which he won fourteen gold medals.
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Eccentric and with unlimited oil wealth, he recently hosted his own Olympic Games...
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Well, I have to say, he's got their attention.
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What was the question?
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No, I literally can't hear you.
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He's not the legitimate leader! He's not the legitimate leader! He's not the legitimate leader!
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On your mark, get set.
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Oh, you know what, there's some in the Earthquake Relief box in the lesbian bathroom, right there. Right.
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Get me clothes, little man.
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With the help of the U.M., I will draft a new constitution for Wadiya and sign it in five days, on Wadiya's Independence Day.
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He's feeling ill.
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Do you have nuclear weapons?
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Those are breasts? I thought you were a boy.
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