Breaking news now. Just moments ago, the U.N. Security Council voted to authorize NATO air strikes against Wadiya, unless Admiral General Aladeen agrees to address the U.N. In person. And now, the world waits. What will Aladeen do next?
The Dictator
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Okay. Right. Are you sure you don't want to stay for some cuddles? - No. - But, please. I really want someone to cuddle.
The Dictator
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Thanks. I trust everything is in there, as your manager requested? Katy Perry said she got a diamond Rolex. That's because she let me Aladeen in her face.
The Dictator
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Okay. Maroush, give the goodie bag!
The Dictator
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Is my jet ready? Yes, but do you want to stay the night? You know, I really want to do some cuddling. No. Your time is up. I have to be with the Italian Prime Minister tomorrow.
The Dictator
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Summon my generals. I'll join you after I finish this level. Bonus round. Mass grave.
The Dictator
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Fine! I'll address them like they've never been addressed before. How much time have they allotted me?
The Dictator
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And three of those will be untranslatable. Literally, baby noises.
The Dictator
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Seven minutes, sir. I'll talk for 14 hours!
The Dictator
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Those gangsters at the UN want me to address them.
The Dictator
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You were super hot.
The Dictator
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Okay. Tamir!
The Dictator
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Supreme Leader, the suite has been renovated to your specifications.
The Dictator
3.9s
You know what, I like this guy despite his liberal views. Very good, sir.
The Dictator
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Also, if you're interested in taking in a Broadway show while you're here, and you don't mind the homo stuff, I highly recommend Billy Elliot.
The Dictator
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Listen, while you're here, I highly recommend a visit to the Empire State Building, before you or one of your sand-monkey cousins takes it down.
The Dictator
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In fact, anyone from outside of America is technically an A-rab.
The Dictator
6.7s
Beloved Oppressor, try to get some sleep. Tomorrow is your big speech. Nobody touch the minibar! It's a fucking rip-off!
