I need a little of the quinoa salad, please, and throw a couple of extra cranny-b's on top, if you could, and I kind of need you to hurry up, chief. Chop-chop.
The Dictator
3s
Let's do another hug, okay? Allison, why are you sad?
The Dictator
1.5s
Can you get me that one?
The Dictator
7.2s
When will the Supreme Leader be better? In time. He's resting in his bedroom and must never, ever be disturbed.
The Dictator
5.2s
There is no way we're going to get anywhere near this hotel without a security pass. This is ridiculous.
The Dictator
1.2s
Kimberly?
The Dictator
1.8s
Shave your under-the-arms!
The Dictator
2.2s
Hiding from that lesbian hobbit.
The Dictator
2.3s
- Wait a minute. This is... - Whoa.
The Dictator
6.6s
I can fix this. I have a new plan. We need to find a new double. One that is simple enough to be manipulated completely.
The Dictator
5.4s
Uncle Tamir, this thing is an idiot. What makes you think he can do the job?
The Dictator
5.1s
Clip his nails, file his teeth, bleach his skin, and shorten the penis.
The Dictator
3s
Very well. Put him through the process, okay?
The Dictator
2.2s
Megan! Megan!
The Dictator
1.4s
How am I gonna eat that?
The Dictator
6.6s
Yeah, how 'bout looking in my eye when I'm speaking to you? It's very rude not to look at somebody in the eye when they're talking to you.
The Dictator
4.2s
Listen, everything is gonna be just fine. I don't want you to worry about anything.
The Dictator
9.9s
What I don't want to do is send the body to the family and then they discover an almond in his head, and they say, "Why is there an almond in his head?" Take it out.