TASERFACE: I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy. That was when Daddy was paying my bills. The Priestess wants to kill the fox herself. And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces.
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I assure you... I am not as easy a mark as an old man without his magic stick... or a talking woodland beast.
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I want 10% of the take... and a couple more things.
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RAVAGER: She's the daughter of Thanos.
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Anyways, happy trails.
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I'm sorry. I am so sorry! I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir... looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself... "You know what would be a really kick-ass name? That's how I hear you in my head! What was your second choice? Scrotum Hat?
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New plan. We're killing you first. Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life... as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name. That's enough killing for today.
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Oh, my God. He's still out there?
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Prepare for a really bad landing!
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10 clicks!
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Well, even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known... we've heard tell about the man they call Star-Lord. What say we head out there right now? Your associates are welcome. Even that triangle-faced monkey there.
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Let's go take a walk.
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I'm not buying it.
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If I touch someone who is sad... I can ease them into contentment for a short while. I can make a stubborn person compliant. But I mostly use it to help my master sleep. He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny.
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I can also alter emotions to some extent. QUILL: Yeah, like what?
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Their purpose? Yes. Quill and I have a bet. Dude. You're not supposed to say that!
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What is your goal here? To get everybody to hate you? Because it's working.
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What were you thinking? Dude, they were really easy to steal! That's your defense? Come on! You saw how that High Priestess talked down to us. Now I'm teaching her a lesson!