MAN: asshole! TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
Ted
3.4s
Yes, he is, my little winner. Yes, he is.
Ted
10.5s
Now, I know we said no gifts, but... We said no such thing. I got you something anyway, in clear violation of the "no gift" rule. We had no such rule. Lori, I've wanted to give this to you for a long time.
Ted
1.6s
(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY)
Ted
2.8s
Do I need to wash my hands before I play this game?
Ted
1.5s
(SINGING)
Ted
1.5s
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
Ted
2.7s
Johnny. It's me.
Ted
1.2s
(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)
Ted
7.5s
Yeah, Rex is having a house party but I'm surprised John didn't tell you, considering you two have seen each other every single day since you moved out.
Ted
5.4s
REX: That was insane. Did you see the way the guy's body hit the ground? He was like a ragdoll.
Ted
2s
It just seems kind of gay, doesn't it?
Ted
1.4s
You walking home alone, huh?
Ted
1.9s
Is he all mine, Daddy?
Ted
1.3s
TED: Whoa!
Ted
3.3s
Yeah, first night in my beautiful new apartment.
Ted
4.8s
Holy shit. Sorry. Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.
