But I want to wait until I get you something really special. I just don't have the money right now.
Ted
15s
NARRATOR: John became instantly attached to Teddy. There was something about that bear that made him feel as if he finally had a friend with whom he could share his deepest secrets. RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Ted
3.9s
Come on, nobody's expecting anybody to propose. I mean, marriage isn't...
Ted
10.9s
Hey. Hey, sweetie. Hey, Lori-. Hi. Hi. What do you got there? Turkey burgers. Are we having homosexuals over for dinner tonight?
Ted
5.6s
It's a terrible idea. I mean, you got the economy. You got the credit bubble, the Supreme Court. I mean, look at Haiti.
Ted
9.7s
It doesn't sound very mellow. Well, he only had three other batches. "Gorilla Panic," "They're Coming, They're Coming," and something called, "This is Permanent." Go on, spark it up.
Ted
5.8s
I know I didn't take our relationship seriously but, Lori, I do love you more than life itself.
Ted
1.8s
Sometimes you don't.
Ted
4.4s
Wow, you can really move. You like that, huh? Check this shit out.
Ted
1.3s
(GUESTS CHEERING)
Ted
1.3s
(PANTING)
Ted
7.3s
Just like in the movie. Yes. Get over here right now. Fuck, I can%! I'm with Lori here. I'm already on probation.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
5.4s
These were John Lennon's glasses. They're worth, like, a million dollars. That's me and Tom Skerritt.
Ted
2.8s
TED: Stick your finger in the loop of my tag.
Ted
2s
All right, easy. Come on, Ted.
Ted
1.2s
(GROANS)
Ted
7.8s
Well, here I am. You mean, we get to be best friends for real? For real. Forever and ever?
