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Screw you, pal. I belong to John Bennett. But I can give you love, and rocking horses, and dancing.
Ted
No, I can't do that. That would devastate him. Besides, what if he chose Ted?
Ted
Are you kidding me? No, no, no. Four years, we've been going out. I'm taking you to the best place in town.
Ted
I could sit here and tell you I'm sorry, it was a huge misunderstanding, and I'm ready to change, but I don't think you want to hear any of that crap.
Ted
All right, whatever you say. Hey Yes? Here's to four more years.
Ted
Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm. It's not that big of a deal. Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.
Ted
John and Lori were married in Cambridge by a very special Justice of the Peace.
Ted
ROBERT: No! You can't have my teddy bear!
Ted
Nobody's ever talked to me like that before. That's 'cause everyone's mouth is usually full of your wife's box.
Ted
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
Ted
Ted? Listen, I got to call you back. No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
Ted
Ted! I'm alive, Johnny! Oh, my God! I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
Ted
