What is it? It's called "Mind Rape." It's actually pretty mellow.
Ted
2.1s
ALL: Go, go, go!
Ted
1.3s
Do you need a lift?
Ted
4.5s
Oh, yeah. So, I guess we both lost our furry little guy.
Ted
1.6s
Come on, James Franco.
Ted
2.2s
I know you will.
Ted
4.2s
And don't worry, I'll do my very best to get this job that I so crave.
Ted
4.3s
This song always reminds me of the most important night of my life.
Ted
1.3s
(CHUCKLES)
Ted
1.7s
Yeah.
Ted
1.4s
Okay.
Ted
5.5s
Welcome home. Yeah, it's kind of funny, actually. I got a lot of pictures of you guys at my house.
Ted
2.7s
(FARTING) Finally.
Ted
4.2s
Well, it's not true, okay? I'm a classy broad. (LAUGHING) Yeah.
Ted
15.4s
Well, hello there. Sorry if I'm interrupting any private girl-talk about Channing Tatum's index finger. But, Lori, I need to see you in my office. Yeah, the thing is, Rex, I have a lot of work I need to get to... Oh, this is work, I swear. (SIGHS) Great.
Ted
10.3s
You'll kick me out in five? I will kick you out in five. John, I have to kick you out. I have so much teddy bear paperwork I have to get to, it is sick. What do I tell Thomas? Just tell him you don't feel well.
Ted
1.4s
(TED GRUNTING)
Ted
12.2s
Can I... Just give me the car keys. Can I please just explain? No. Look, I was... I have given up a huge chunk of my life for you. I was going to stop in for like five minutes and then Flash Gordon... Just give me the car keys.
