Judy Blume? Hitler? F. Scott Fitzgerald. Who's that?
Ted 2
11.5s
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy with a wife-beater under his Bruins jacket and a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. Yeah. (CHUCKLES) That's so dumb.
Ted 2
4.3s
Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one. Okay, what is it?
Ted 2
3.9s
You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name.
Ted 2
1.8s
Get out of the way!
Ted 2
15.8s
Well, I was married at one point, but it just didn't work out. Shits. I'm sorry. That sucks. No. I mean, we'd make it work day to day, but she was always just trying to change me into someone I'm not. And I tried, you know?
Ted 2
10s
What do you say there, happy face'? Right there. Death to Ming. Yeah! Come on. All right. Happy guy- Right there. Death to Ming. Good, yeah.
Ted 2
1.8s
This isn't about you, Ted.
Ted 2
1.8s
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight.
Ted 2
7.2s
That's all I want for him. Oh! It smells like somebody's got a poopy diaper. Teddy, it's your turn to change him.
Ted 2
3.7s
Oh, my God! Holy shit! Who did that?
Ted 2
1.5s
Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.3s
Crazy son of a bitch!
Ted 2
1.2s
(WHOOPING)
Ted 2
3.8s
You piece of shit. Killing him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you, huh?
