Take it down. Make me. Hey, Dan. Leave it. Let's-- Yeah. Listen to your lady, Dan.
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Aw. [chuckles] [breathing heavily]
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Sup, y'all? Kyllboi's back, baby.
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["Dirty" playing] [grunts]
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Is there a tough guy in there, Dan? Hmm?
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Are you a tough guy?
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Boom! [grunts]
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Hey, Samir.
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[Dan sighs] - Mmm? Oh, shit. - Hey. Anniversary sex. - [moaning] - Mmm, I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm totally awake. - [breathes heavily] - I'm so sorry tonight was a bust. - I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise. - Oh, it's okay. - [groans, moans] - It's okay. [moans] You know what? I should have kicked that guy's ass for what he said to you. [laughing] Oh, God. You totally could've taken him, honey. [inhales deeply, moans] [sighs] Oh, babe. Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed.
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[toy chimes] [Dan] Whoa. What are you doing up? [babbles] [sniffs, groans] Oh, you want me to do the thing, huh? [blows] - Wait, wait. Go. - [giggling] - [passes gas, babbling] - [Dan grunts, mumbles] Wipey, wipey.
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Hey, tell me. How'd a loser like him get a girl as fine as you... probably were? [fairgoer 1] Oh. [sighs] [laughing] - Bye, Dan. - Bye, Dan.
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- [PA jingle plays] - [announcer] Great news. - Today's Half-Price Wednesday... - [Dan] You're about to go to size 4S, huh? Are you so big now, huh? How big is Maxie?
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Remember to block your faces. You don't wanna lose them.
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[upbeat music playing] [grunting]
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So big. Look at the big muscles.
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[groans] [gasps] Oh, my God. - Jesus. - Oh, my God. [babbles, laughs] - [Jess] Where are we? - [Dan] Iowa. - [Jess] Iowa? - [Dan] Yeah. Wait. Did you drive all night? Well, what can I say? I was so damn excited... [inhales sharply] ...I couldn't sleep. I mean, I kept getting second winds. More like fifth winds. - And then, before you know it, bam. - God. We're in Iowa City. That's not a real cow, honey. - Okay? - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Did you just say we're in Iowa City? - Oh, my God. - [Dan] Yes, honey. That means we're like-- we're literally, like, half an inch from SIU. - We can-- We can stop and-- - [groans] We are not gonna stop and see Trevor, okay? - Mmm. - [Nina] Actually, I meant that I wanted to see campus, but whatever. Oh. Right. 'Cause you're really interested in seeing the facilities. - Yeah. Actually, I am. - Are you serious? Are we gonna argue about this? About you following a boy to college? - I'm not following a boy to col-- - Guys. [Jess] You're gonna go for three months-- - Guys. - It's the college that I want to go to. Obviously, I would want to go see the campus. - [Jess] Why do you wanna go? - [Nina] We're so far from home. This place is gorgeous. How could you not want me to come here? [scoffs, chuckles] I cannot believe that you are encouraging this. Look, it wouldn't hurt for us to be off the road for a bit. Besides, I mean, maybe if we want her to listen to us, we gotta start listening to her more. - Let her look around. It's safe, nice. - Mmm. And besides, it'll-- it'll give us a chance to talk. [marching band playing music]