These are the kinds of questions that keep you up at night. And when you're behind the wheel of a high-performance automobile like this, no one asks those questions. They know you are that guy. You have that life. Huh? [chuckles, smacks lips] Maybe I should look for something less cool.
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"Am I living the life I should be?" "Or am I capable of something greater?" "Is there a change that I can make in my life right now to become the best version of myself?
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And then I'm gonna have my associate at HyperX kill your kids. [breathing heavily, whimpering] [Coogan] How's that sound?
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Come on, Dad. Get him. [grunts, shouts] - [grunting] - [pants] Oh. You again. They mopped your ass up off aisle three, huh?
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I don't know. Maybe it's being away, or... maybe it was seeing you upside-down on that keg shouting, "Beer me!" [laughs]
Oh. We're actually gonna go as a group, so you can go ahead. - Oh, yeah. - Oh. Eighteen years. Can you believe it? It's nuts we keep coming back here every year for Twisted Cyclone. What? No, no. I meant 18 years married. And I thought you loved this tradition. - I do! I do. - Are you sure? I did. I just-- I don't know, you're such a creature of habit. I love that about you. You know, we make, uh, tacos on Wednesdays-- - Well, Tuesday, everybody's doing it. - And we have sex on Thursdays. If we can get the kids out of the house. - I know. I know. - We gotta get them out more if we want more time. No one makes a better weekly planner than you do, but... [inhales deeply] ...I don't know. Maybe I just wanna be a little bit more spontaneous and travel, or-- I kind of feel like we don't really go anywhere. Well, I mean-- Well, we got the kids, and they got school, they got routines and friends-- - Oh, what friends? - And just all that type of stuff. Kyle has one friend which, by the way, he never even invites over. Yeah, but he's a human with a pulse. - I'll take it. - [chuckles] God. - Nina's the one I'm worried about. - I know. - She's so anti-establishment. - Mm-hmm. - She's anti the system. She's anti-- - Anti me. Oh, come on. You know it's true. [both sighing]
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- I'm sorry. Sorry. - No, no, no. Now's not the time. You're right. Now is the time to nut up and get ready for the near-death adrenaline rush of Buffalo's 1998 winner of the fourth-finest roller coaster. - I know. I know. It's good. - Do you think you can handle it? Do you think I can still handle it? [screaming] Baby! - You're so crazy! - You know I love you! - I love you! - Yeah! [screaming, laughing] - [screams] Whoa! - [screaming]
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[Dan] I promise, next year, we'll go somewhere else. - No. We'll always have Twisted Cyclone. - No, look. I don't need to come back here to remember that this is where I fell in love with you... - Aw. - ...on our very first date, holding your hair back while you barfed. [chuckles] I still can't believe you wanted to kiss me. I'll always wanna kiss you. Aw. Yeah. [laughing]