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Well, I could probably stop by after work. Fuck that. I traded off yesterday so I got the other shift. Come on, I'm bored as crap over here. Just swing by for a bit. I cannot just ditch work, man. Look, I'm trying to get my shit together and be an adult here, for Lori's sake. John, five minutes and then I'll kick you out, I promise. Just come over. I got the Cheers DVD box set and the guy down at the store told me that everybody talks shit about each other in the interviews.
Ted
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No, John. We can get her back. Look, you remember when you were 10, and you hit that squirrel with your BB gun? And then when we saw it fall from the tree, we both started crying, you remember? And then we ran up to it and we tried to give it CPR, and it came back to life. John, we could do that again. Ted, we crushed its ribcage and blew out its lungs trying to give it CPR. It died.
Ted