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So, work's good? Everything good, there? Yeah. Yeah, work's good.
Ted
"Michelob Ultra Tuscan Orange Grapefruit." My God, America is imploding.
Ted
Teddy Rux-fucking-pin!
Ted
Holy shit. Sorry. Somebody had to go Joan Crawford on that kid.
Ted
I gotta cut out for a bit. Lori tried to break up a dog fight and I guess she got hurt pretty bad.
Ted
Jesus fucking Christ! I said a bad word one time.
Ted
And I just hope that maybe we can still be friends.
Ted
He's waiting down at Charlie's right now. So, if you go down there and just talk to him I'll be gone when you get back.
Ted
Ted, you mean everything to me, and so does Lori. I'm just trying to find a way to keep you both in my life.
Ted
Okay. You hide first. Great. Fantastic. Okay, now you count to 100, and then you try to find me, okay? Okay.
Ted
Can you just email me the rest of this story?
Ted
