By the power vested in me by the New York Jets and by the united peoples of the planet Mongo, I now pronounce you man and wife. You may kiss the bride, Johnny.
Ted
5s
Having discovered at last, that all they really needed was each other.
Ted
2.9s
All I ever wanted was you, John Bennett.
Ted
1.4s
Sounds good to me.
Ted
1.6s
(THUNDER CRASHES LOUDLY)
Ted
2.7s
Thunder buddies for life.
Ted
2.1s
Come here, you bastard.
Ted
1.3s
You asshole!
Ted
7.2s
John! May I speak with you, please? Shit. It's all right, go, go, go. I'll pull out of here. Hi, Thomas, how are you?
Ted
2s
Lori, get the stuffing. Get it all.
Ted
7.5s
Lori's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm. It's not that big of a deal. Company's turning 20, huh? So you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.
Ted
1.2s
Oh, man!
Ted
2.3s
John, it's almost 10:00.
Ted
1.7s
I don't know if I can drive!
Ted
3.2s
I am so fake-happy for her.
Ted
8.5s
And I want you to know that, after last night I don't ever want to lose anyone who matters to me ever again. I'm not going to wait any longer for my life to start.
