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You remember that night, after the club we went and had late-night eggs and waffles until about 5:00 a.m. We watched a movie on the little TV in the diner. Name that movie.

Ted

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Lori was right about you. You cannot take responsibility for anything that goes on in your life. Oh, and you can? I don't have to. I'm a fucking teddy bear.

Ted

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It was you.

Ted

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Oh, yeah.

Ted

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Listen, John and I may have our problems, but at least he tried.

Ted

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I know you do, Johnny.

Ted

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Daddy!

Ted

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TED: Let me out of here, you crazy bastard!

Ted

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Go! Go!Go!

Ted

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Let's see how well you know these streets.

Ted

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Hey, Johnny! Total T.J. Hooker, right? Yes! Fucking-A right! (LAUGHS)

Ted

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Hang gm (GASPS)

Ted

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It was Christmas Eve, and all the children were in high spirits. That special time of year when Boston children gather together and beat up the Jewish kids. Hey, Greenbaum!

Ted

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Jesus, I look like the robot from Aliens. No, look at me, buddy. I promise, you're going to be okay.

Ted

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Uh-oh. Get him!

Ted

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(KIDS YELLING)

Ted

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(HONKING)

Ted

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How great is this? The four of us out to dinner. How long have we been saying we were going to... Lori, how you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever. I'm good. I'm good. The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week. So, that's something.

Ted